Welcome to the Grand Conjunction's Twelve Days of Christmas in which we, with little skill and even less shame, proudly rip-off the Technomancy Advent Calendar.
(Why yes, we were aware of the fact that the 12 Days don't actually start until Christmas Day itself. What we weren't aware of was how very, very many people knew this bit of obscure holiday trivia .... Look, just hush up and let us give you stuff ....)
On the Ninth Day of Christmas My True Love gave to Me Nine Pipers Piping,
Eight Maids a Milking, Seven Swans a Swimming, Six Geese a Laying, Five Gold Rings,
Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtledoves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
"Drink Unto Thee" from Thorne.
A Grand Conjunction Educational Service; Learn all about healthy eating, safe drinking and the best places not to have sex.
On the Eighth Day of Christmas My True Love gave to Me Eight Maids a Milking,
Seven Swans a Swimming, Six Geese a Laying, Five Gold Rings,
Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtledoves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
Disturbingly Cute Flashback from your Childhood from Lunar.
Now With Bonus Zen Enlightenment!
On the Seventh Day of Christmas My True Love gave to Me Seven Swans a Swimming,
Six Geese a Laying, Five Gold Rings, Four Calling Birds,
Three French Hens, Two Turtledoves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
"Good Advice" from Flidget.
Yer basic One Piece wallpaper.
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On the Sixth Day of Christmas My True Love gave to Me Six Geese a Laying,
Five Gold Rings, Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens,
Two Turtledoves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
"Cooking with Legolas" by Twig.
The Fellowship faces its most daunting foe yet - Elf Bisque.
On the Fifth Day of Christmas My True Love gave to Me Five Gold Rings,
Four Calling Birds, Three French Hens, Two Turtledoves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
"While I Tell of Yuletide Treasure"
An original universe romp by Ann.
On the Fourth Day of Christmas My True Love gave to Me Four Calling Birds,
Three French Hens, Two Turtledoves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
On the Third Day of Christmas My True Love gave to Me Three French Hens
Two Turtledoves and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
Ayashi no Ceres winamp skin from Twig.
There's mistletoe somewhere, we swear.
Naughty or Nice?
On the Second Day of Christmas My True Love gave to Me Two Turtledoves
and a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
"Merrily on High" from Flidget.
A Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy wallpaper, blatantly ignoring Ms Quinn reputedly being Jewish and Ms Isley on record as objecting to Christmas on the basis of fir tree genocide.
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On the First Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to Me a Partridge in a Pear Tree.
"And an Eggnog in a Pine-tree" from Lunar.
An Vagrant Story/Original Character bit of silly fun.
(Laguna, Kiros, Ward, Ashley Riot and Sydney Lossarot are the property of Enix Square. Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn are the property of D.C. Comics. Az and Valor Jones are the property of Lunar. Ayashi no Ceres is the creation of Watase Yuu. Harry Potter and related characters are the creation of J K Rowlings. "The Queen's Necklace" and related characters belong to Ann. Lord of the Rings probably belongs to Christian Tolkien, even if he doesn't deserve it. Tony Tony Chopper, MD is the property of Ogata-sensei, but he's cool on the fanart thing. No idea who the Care Bears are owned by. Ask Lunar.)